HP Envy 3060
Not to be confused with another cat named HP Officejet Pro 8600 All-in-One E Max.
History and Lore
Regarded by Apo as one of the most "interesting" rescues" on the channel due to their behavior, HP Envy 3060 would be the second out of three kittens to be trapped from a litter found at The Bushes Subcolony. She would be trapped on the same day as Simba. She was the only kitten to be trapped with the Carrier Method, in which Apo leaves a covered carrier out rather than a trap. When the kitten was inside the carrier, Apo sneaked over and quickly shut the door behind them. Although the method has no failures on the channel yet, Apo describes it as high risk. HP Envy 3060 had noted her position and trapping as it was happening and managed to get her paw out leading her to nearly push the door open. Regardless, she had lost and was transferred back.
HP was more feral than her brother Simba at time, but from offering Churu brand pouches to both kittens to help socialize them, it seemed to help a lot.
HP Envy 3060 would be separated from the cats due to their controversial and combative personality, and in time would open up more and become friendly and affectionate in isolation. HP would still be described as food-aggressive, however.
HP Envy 3060 would be adopted with the help of a local rescue, making her the only one of the three needing assistance to find a home, only due to their behavior and needing an experienced owner who didn't mind her attitude.
The naming process for HP Envy 3060 was not from Twitch chat, instead Apo reached out to Onlyfans models and asked for them to provide names. The story was the subject of a dedicated YouTube video.
HP Envy 3060 was named by model and Twitch streamer ywucki. Initially suggesting the name "Geriatric", it was later changed to HP Envy 3060 after inquiries about any limits or rules on the naming. Upon Apo referencing examples of other cats with extensive names such as HP Officejet Pro 8600 or Lockheed Martin X-59 QueSST, she decided on naming after the printer she personally owns.
Appearance
HP Envy 3060 is a female that is predominantly grey with white on her paws and underside.
Personality
HP Envy 3060 would be known and remembered for their personality being all over the place. After their socialization, she would never being hostile again, but would still border such attitudes. This would often occur with other cats, leading to her hissing as Tiramisu and Four Cheese Pizza: Mozzarella, Ricotta, Brie and Parmesan and at times, didn't even like her own siblings who were much more submissive.
Her main concern seemed to arise with food, a trait that when Apo and viewers looked back wasn't new as it was discovered HP Envy 3060 was growling even on the initial Twitch stream they were discovered in, growling at her own mother and siblings while eating. This would follow her indoors as she would still continue to growl indoors heavily while she ate, leading to her being a bad influence on her siblings as they started to do the same back to her.
HP Envy 3060 would still growl with people and when pet while eating, but much less so than another cat who seemed to threaten her meal. She would open up to be much more affectionate and with a goofy yet sassy personality deep down.
Relations
- HP Envy 3060 would be more hostile to Crabcake while eating, even at one point slapping her over food and keeping a paw on her.
- HP Envy 3060 would hiss commonly at Simba when food was involved.
- HP Envy 3060 notably hissed at Tiramisu when Apo described feeding her where Envy followed.
